HopscotchTV Arrives on Roku Devices

Ooh eck! Professor Heinrich Von Squawkencluck here, reporting from my laboratory beneath Baker Street with the most thrilling scientific development since my successful experimentation with chicken-enlargement serums!

As you may know, I serve as the chief inventor for Danger Mouse and his faithful companion Penfold. While my primary work involves creating gadgets to thwart the dastardly Baron Greenback, I’ve recently turned my considerable intellect toward an equally important challenge: expanding access to quality family entertainment.

A Momentous Scientific Achievement

After extensive research and rigorous testing (involving numerous clipboards and at least three explosions), I am delighted to announce that HopscotchTV is now available on Roku devices in the US!

The technical specifications are most impressive, if I do say so myself. The application will function flawlessly on all current and updateable Roku models running OS version 12.0 or higher. I’ve personally verified the quantum flux capacitors…well, actually, I’ve been assured by the development team that everything is in proper working order.

Why This Matters (Even to a Mole Scientist)

You see, HopscotchTV offers precisely the sort of programming that won’t cause parents undue alarm. No questionable content, no jarring modern sensibilities, just good wholesome entertainment featuring heroes like Danger Mouse who consistently save the day (often with my ingenious inventions, I might add).

Speaking of which, you can watch my personal favorite episode, Chicken Run (S1:E4), when Baron Greenback pinched my fantastisch enlarging serum in an attempt at world domination. Ooh eck, what a kerfuffle that was!

Additional Viewing Recommendations

If you’re interested in some of Danger Mouse’s other adventures, I can personally recommend:

• Rogue Robots (S1:E1) features Baron Greenback’s mechanical assassins, including a multi-armed, fire-breathing robot cat. Fascinating robotics, if a bit on the villainous side.

• Who Stole the Bagpipes? (S1:E2) is a Scottish adventure involving a sonic weapon. The acoustical engineering principles are quite sound.

• Trouble with Ghosts (S1:E3) - Transylvanian intrigue with robot ghosts. Excellent application of pneumatics and holograms.

How to Access This Technological Marvel

HopscotchTV’s subscription process is refreshingly straightforward, even for those without advanced degrees in theoretical physics:

1. Navigate to play.hopscotchtv.com on your personal computing device.
2. Complete the registration protocols.
3. Or, alternatively, subscribe directly through your Roku device itself.

The entire process should take considerably less time than calibrating my Danger Detector 3000, which, I’m pleased to report, successfully identified thirty-seven separate threats last Tuesday alone.

In Conclusion

As someone who spends most of his time underground creating gadgets for the world’s greatest secret agent, I can assure you that HopscotchTV represents a significant advancement in family-friendly entertainment delivery systems. The content is educational, entertaining, and entirely free of the sort of chaos that typically follows Baron Greenback’s schemes.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must return to my latest invention: a device that automatically organizes my extensive collection of chicken-related research papers. The filing system has become rather unmanageable lately.

Ooh eck, science waits for no mole! Jawohl!

Professor Heinrich Von Squawkencluck
Chief Scientific Officer, Secret Service
Specialist in Advanced Gadgetry and Poultry Enlargement